How will these people not sue me?

I’m writing a very strong worded book named All The Motherfu***ng Sh*t That’s Wrong With It which is meant as a complete joke, but I do say things in the book that could easily get me sued.
I call Kathy Griffin a firecrotch.
David Beckham gay
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a coward
Barrack Obama an imbecile
The Pope Gay
Jesus gay
Jan Brewer a Rascist ****
Kristen Stewart can drop dead.
I talk crap about topics ranging from the FIFA World Cup to YAHOO!!!
What can I write in the copyrights page that will make it clear that this is all Alleged and a joke?
What can I make completely clear to not get sued? Something in the title? In the intro? What?
I’m publishing it as an ebook on 9/11.
No, I love Kathy Griffin, but the word fire crotch is part of the joke!!!
I feel she would appreciate it.

Say in the intro or the summary that its a satire. People should get it but if they’re still offended at least they cant sue because its clearly stated as a satire. Sounds great by the way!

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I Hope He Fails : Attacked from the Right: How the Rightwing Talk Radio and T.V. (Along with the Religious and Political Right) Led By Rush Limbaugh, Have Joined Into a Legion to Destroy the Presidency of Barack Obama $6.99 Robert J. Walker,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Lulu.com

four Year Escape Plan: God, Obama and You Living In the End Times $9.99 Lafayette Robinson Sr.,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Xlibris Corporation

2004 Democratic National Convention Keynote Address $0.99 Barack Obama,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Who Me? Publishing

2010 American Nuclear Posture Review – Nuclear Weapons Policy Changes by the Obama Administration, Nonproliferation and Terrorism, Sustaining the Nuclear Arsenal, Security Strategy $9.99 Progressive Management,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Progressive Management, via Smashwords

2011 Complete Guide to the Federal Debt Limit and Deficit Reduction Plans: Impacts of Debt Limit, Moment of Truth National Commission Plan, Ryan Republican Plan, Obama Deficit Speech $12.99 Progressive Management,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Progressive Management, via Smashwords

2011 Deficit Reduction Plans: The Moment of Truth, Final Report of National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform, Speech by President Obama, House Republican Roadmap by Congressman Ryan $10.99 Progressive Management,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Progressive Management, via Smashwords

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A New Beginning: Speech by President Barack Obama in Cairo, Egypt, June 2009 – Islam, Muslims, Finding Common Ground in the Middle East – plus American Response to Egyptian Uprising $0.99 Progressive Management,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Progressive Management, via Smashwords

A Prayer for President Barack Obama, Murderer of the Unborn $0.99 E. A. P. (Compiler),NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by E. A. P.

A Single Roll of the Dice: Obama’s Diplomacy with Iran $27.5 Trita Parsi,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Yale University Press on 12-16-2011

AMERICANS AGAINST OBAMA $9.99 THOMAS R. MEINDERS,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by iUniverse, Incorporated

African American Civil Rights In the Age of Obama: A History And A Handbook: Second Edition $9.99 Harold McDougall,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Lulu.com

African American History inthe United States of America- From Africa to President Barack Obama $9.99 Tony Rose,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Amber Communications Group, Inc.

Alias Barack Obama: the greatest identity fraud in history $6.99 RONALD POLLAND,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Dr. Ron Polland

Amazon Paradise $9.99 Yumiko Obama,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by AuthorHouse

America Disarmed: Inside the U.N. and Obama’s Scheme to Destroy the Second Amendment $0.01 Wayne LaPierre,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Liberty Library

American Destiny: From Adam to Obama $9.95 Michael FitzGerald,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Publish America

American Jobs Act: Remarks by the President in Address to a Joint Session of Congress $0.99 Barack Obama,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Who Me? Publishing

American Presidents: From 1 to 44 (best suited for children, includes pictures and biographical sketches of all 44 US Presidents from George Washington to Barack Obama) $2.99 Anonymous,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Patrick Allen

American Tapestry: The Story of the Black, White, and Multiracial Ancestors of Michelle Obama $14.99 Rachel L. Swarns,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by HarperCollins Publishers on 06-19-2012

An Age of Reckoning: Obama’s Surprising Use of American Power $13.99 David E. Sanger,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Crown Publishing Group on 06-05-2012

An American Revolution Of 2008: The Campaign and Election of President Barack Obama $3.99 H. Marcel Evans,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by AuthorHouse

An Election to Remember: Obama, Clinton and the Never Ending Primary of 2008 $2.99 Kyle W. Bell,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Kyle W. Bell, via Smashwords

Archie: Obama & Palin in Riverdale $9.95 Alex Simmons,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Archie Comic Publications, Incorporated

Averting a Massacre in Libya: Speech by President Barack Obama, March 28, 2011 – The American-led Military Action against Muammar Qaddafi (al Qadhafi, Gadhafi, Gaddafi) $0.99 Progressive Management,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Progressive Management, via Smashwords

BARACK OBAMA: VOICES FROM THE GRAVE $9.99 Chii Ughanze-Onyeagocha (PhD),NOOKbook (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Xlibris Corporation

Barack (Hebrew:Lightning) Obama $3.99 Jacques Philippe Eugene,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by AuthorHouse

Barack Obama $10.99 Mitch Michener,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Tate Publishing on 07-12-2011

Barack Obama & US Foreign Policy $3.99 John Davis,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by AuthorHouse

Barack Obama Is a Leader for Me $9.99 Swan Gray,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Lulu.com

Barack Obama Must Not Fail $9.99 Emmanuel Oghenebrorhie,NOOKbook (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Xlibris Corporation

Barack Obama NookBook: A Biography Detailing the Rise of Obama From Hawaii to the White House. $3.99 David Grisham,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by David Grisham

Barack Obama Y la Presencia Afro en Las AméRicas: Aportes Afroamericanos A la Cultura Universal $9.99 Luis Guillermo Ramos Domínguez,NOOKbook (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Palibrio

Barack Obama and the Enemies Within $9.99 Trevor Loudon,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Trevor Loudon

Barack Obama and the Enemies Within $9.99 Trevor Loudon, Joel Barbee (d) (Illustrator), Rodney R Stubbs (Compiler),NOOK Book (eBook),Series: Revisions 2, English-language edition,Pub by Pacific Freedom Foundation

Barack Obama on Abortion – 30 Full Quotes $0.99 The Editors (Compiler),NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by The Editors

Barack Obama’s Speeches/Los Discursos de Barack Obama: Un Texto Bilingue in English y Espanol $12.95 Editors of Ulysses Press,NOOK Book (eBook) – Bilingual, English-language edition,Pub by Ulysses Press

Barack Obama, America and the World: The Rapidly Dying Fear of a Unified Planet $3.99 George Davis, Robert Ariail (Illustrator),NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by BookBaby

Barack Obama, Do Cyborgs Dream of Robotic Sheep? An American Poem $4.99 Mark David King,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Lulu.com

Barack Obama: A Pocket Biography of Our 44th President $3.95 M. R. James, Darryl Jones,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Oxford University Press, USA

Barack Obama: A Politician’s Journey $4.99 Vook,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Vook Inc.

Barack Obama: A WikiFocus Book $1.99 George Andersen,NOOK Book (eBook),Series: WikiFocus Book Series 134, English-language edition,Pub by WikiFocus Books International

Barack Obama: His Secrets $3.99 Benjamin Israel,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by AuthorHouse

Barack Obama: Ready, Fit to Lead $3.99 Frederick Monderson,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by AuthorHouse

Barack Obama: The Story $16.99 David Maraniss,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Simon & Schuster on 06-19-2012

Barry Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama: Identity and Racial Hypocrisy in America $9.99 Peter J. Mccusker,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by iUniverse, Incorporated

Black Woman Redefined: Dispelling Myths and Discovering Fulfillment in the Age of Michelle Obama $24.95 Sophia Nelson,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by BenBella Books, Inc.

Blacklash: How Obama and the Left Are Driving Americans to the Government Plantation $12.99 Deneen Borelli,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Threshold Editions on 03-06-2012

Bowing to Beijing: How Barack Obama is Hastening America’s Decline and Ushering A Century of Chinese Domination $27.95 Brett M. Decker, William C. Triplett, II,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Regnery Publishing, Inc., An Eagle Publishing Company on 11-14-2011

Budgeting for Hard Power: Defense and Security Spending Under Barack Obama $19.95 Michael E. O’Hanlon,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Brookings Institution Press

Challenges and Opportunities for the Obama Administration in Central Asia $3.99 r. Stephen J. Blank,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Anthony Hall

Cinderella Story: A Scholarly Sketchbook about Race, Identity, Barack Obama, the Human Spirit, and Other Stuff that Matters $64.99 James Rolling,NOOK Book (eBook),Series: Crossroads in Qualitative Inquiry Series, English-language edition,Pub by AltaMira Press on 03-16-2010

Das Leben kommt immer dazwischen.: Stationen einer Reise $19.49 Auma Obama,NOOK Book (eBook) – 1., Aufl., Edition: 1,Series: luebbe digital ebook Series, German-language edition,Pub by Bastei Lubbe

Democracy Denied: How Obama is Ignoring You and Bypassing Congress to Radically Transform America – and How to Stop Him $24.95 Phil Kerpen,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by BenBella Books, Inc. on 10-18-2011

Don’t Tell Me About Obama! Let’s Look at History!: The Racist U.S. Media’s Brainwashing and Genocide of African America $9.99 DR. Terence Cerene Candell Ph.D,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Xlibris Corporation

Dr. King’s Dream and Barack Obama $9.95 Ralph Hogges,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Publish America

Dreams From Our Founding Fathers: First Principles in the Age of Obama $9.99 Ron DeSantis,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by HPH Publishing

El método Obama $5.99 Rupert L. Swam,NOOK Book (eBook),Series: BEST SELLER, Spanish-language edition,Pub by Random House Mondadori

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Barack Obama $4.99 Carolyn Conley,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Lulu.com

Expressing the sense of Congress with respect to the Obama administration’s discontinuing to defend the Defense of Marriage Act $0.99 JD P (Compiler),NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by JDP

Facebook, Twitter and Barack Obama: New media and the 2008 Presidential election $2.99 Alex Budak,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Alex Budak

Fleeced: How Barack Obama, Media Mockery of Terrorist Threats, Liberals Who Want to Kill Talk Radio, the Do-Nothing Congress, Companies That Help Iran, and Washington Lobbyists for Foreign Governments Are Scamming Us…and What to Do about It $9.99 Dick Morris, Eileen McGann,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by HarperCollins Publishers

Freedom Is Not Enough: The Moynihan Report and America’s Struggle over Black Family Life–from LBJ to Obama $26.95 James T. Patterson,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Basic Books

From David Walker to Barack Obama: Ethiopianists as Keepers of the African Dream $9.99 Emma S. Etuk PhD,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by iUniverse, Incorporated

From Moses to the Joshua Generation: The forty year African American journey of self worth and empowerment, beginning with the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and continuing with the election of President Barack Obama. $8.99 James C. Rollins, Brandy M. Hicks,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Lulu.com

Gathered Together : The Inauguration of Barack Obama $17.99 James Potts,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Lulu.com

Get Michelle Obama’s Arms: The How-To Guide $2.99 Gemma Quinn,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Vook Inc.

Get Michelle Obama’s Arms: The Video Guide (Enhanced Edition) $6.99 Gemma Quinn,NOOK Book Enhanced (eBook) – Enhanced, English-language edition,Pub by Vook Inc.

God in the Obama Era: Presidents’ Religion and Ethics from George Washington to Barack Obama $12.99 Niels C Nielsen,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Morgan James Publishing

Haunting Legacy: Vietnam and the American Presidency from Ford to Obama $29.95 Marvin Kalb, Deborah Kalb,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Brookings Institution Press

Hidden Messages: Obama, Earthquakes, Rihanna…People and Things That Touched Me $13.99 Khaidji,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Lulu.com

Honoring Barack Hussein Obama and the significance of his becoming the first African-American President of the United States $0.99 JD P (Compiler),NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by JDP

How Obama Embraces Islam’s Sharia Agenda $5.99 Andrew C McCarthy,NOOK Book (eBook),Series: Encounter Broadsides Series, English-language edition,Pub by Encounter Books on 12-07-2010

How Obama’s Green Energy Agenda is Killing Jobs $4.95 Committee on Oversight and Government Reform,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Committee on Oversight and Government Reform

How the Communist Manifesto of 1848 Blueprints the Actions of the Democratic Party and President Obama Today $3.99 Diane S. Vann,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by AuthorHouse

Ina?gura parolado de Barack Obama 20-a de januaro, 2009 $2.99 Barack Obama,NOOK Book (eBook), Esperanto-language edition,Pub by MVB E-Books

Inaugural Addresses: All Presidents’ Inaugural Addresses (Illustrated) $2.99 George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Barack Obama, Charles River Editors (Editor),NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Charles River Editors

Inaugural Addresses: President Barack Obama’s First Inaugural Address (Illustrated) $0.99 Barack Obama, Charles River Editors (Editor),NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Charles River Editors

Inaugural Presidential Address Official Transcript $2.99 Barack Obama,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by MVB E-Books

Injustice: Exposing the Racial Agenda of the Obama Justice Department $27.95 J. Christian Adams,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Regnery Publishing, Inc., An Eagle Publishing Company

Is Barack Obama’s Birth Certificate a Fraud? $8.95 John Woodman,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by New Horizon Press

La audacia de la esperanza: Reflexiones sobre como restaurar el sueno americano $12.99 Barack Obama,NOOK Book (eBook),Series: Vintage Espanol Series, Spanish-language edition,Pub by Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group on 08-31-2011

Laughing At Obama: Volume I $9.99 Scott Ott,NOOKbook (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by MacMenamin Press

Lernen von Obama: Das Internet als Ressource und Risiko f?r die Politik $20.99 Bertelsmann Stiftung (Editor),NOOKbook (eBook) – 1. Auflage, German-language edition,Pub by Verlag Bertelsmann Stiftung

Letters to President Obama: Americans Share Their Hopes and Dreams with the First African-American President $19.95 Hanes Walton Jr., Sherman Puckett, Josephine A.V. Allen, Donald R. Deskins Jr.,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Skyhorse Publishing

Liberty’s Surest Guardian: American Nation-Building from the Founders to Obama $14.99 Jeremi Suri,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Free Press on 09-27-2011

Michelle Obama’s Leadership Lessons $2.99 The Editors of New Word City,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by New Word City

Michelle Obama: A WikiFocus Book $1.99 George Andersen,NOOK Book (eBook),Series: WikiFocus Book Series 159, English-language edition,Pub by WikiFocus Books International

Mortgage Loan Modification: A Complete Guide to the Obama Administration’s Home Affordable Modification Program $9.95 Grantian Network,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Grantian Network, Inc.

My Love Affair with Barack Obama $2.99 Peter Breschard,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Galldubh Press

My Son-My Sun: Chants Ann, Obama’s Mother: A Poetic Painful Story of a Man Named O.B $3.99 MD Sylva Portoian,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Xlibris Corporation

Never Allow A Crisis To Go To Waste: Barack Obama and the Evolution of American Socialism $4.99 Bart DePalma, Kay Derochie (Editor),NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by B Squared Publishing, LLC

Notes on Them and Us: From the Mayflower to Obama – the British, the Americans and the special essential relationship. $16.25 Justin Webb,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Short Books, Limited

OBAMA GRAMMAR: Using the President’s Bloopers to Improve Your English $9.99 William Proctor,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Inkslingers Press, Inkslingers, Inc.

OBAMA GUILTY OF BEING PRESIDENT WHILE BLACK $5.99 D T Pollard,NOOKbook (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Book Express, The

OPEN GOVERNMENT: A Progress Report to the American People $2.99 Barack Obama,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by 1001 Property Solutions LLC

Obama Only in America $12.6 Carole Boston Weatherford, Robert T. Barrett (Illustrator),NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Cavendish, Marshall Corporation

Obama Trivia: More than 250 Questions and Answers About Barack Obama and Those Close to Him $4.95 John Mulvey,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by John Mulvey

Obama and Me $3.99 Lisha R. Williams,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Lulu.com